Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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