my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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