I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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