White coat. Heels.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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