jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
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