You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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