What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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