I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize