Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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