We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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