Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
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