my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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