just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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