She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I'm like, not good at living.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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