Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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