Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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