she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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