How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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