You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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