It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
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