if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
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