what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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