at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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