Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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