Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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