that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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