How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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