what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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