I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
You smell like stripper and shame
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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