If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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