My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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