For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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