Your mouth is God's brothel.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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