i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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