Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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