OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I want a musical about memes.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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