i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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