Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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