So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
