Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
this just has baby written all over it
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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