She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
you never un-have a 4some
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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