how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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