it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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