that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Someone shit on the floor
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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