epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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