I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Randomize
