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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
being pregnant is like rehab
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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