you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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