you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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