I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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