i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
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