Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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