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I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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