so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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