yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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