is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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