and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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