Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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