I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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